I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3045. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 108.87 | 99% | 2022-05-21 |
| 3046. | Matthew (matthew_hall2) | 108.87 | 98.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 3047. | Poop (poopdie) | 108.87 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 3048. | Hi (aspenink) | 108.87 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
| 3049. | Parsa (paarsaxd) | 108.87 | 93% | 2015-04-09 |
| 3050. | ph (pantala) | 108.86 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 3051. | michshoee (michshoee) | 108.86 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3052. | rank1typist (rank1typist) | 108.86 | 99% | 2020-03-17 |
| 3053. | rate (rate988) | 108.86 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 3054. | Beast (zflexkevin) | 108.86 | 95% | 2015-10-06 |
| 3055. | DEBILANA TOTALNA (demiurg) | 108.86 | 98% | 2025-05-19 |
| 3056. | Brian (lomeinevent) | 108.85 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 3057. | Slowpokies (slowpokies) | 108.85 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 3058. | Storytime (sharlo) | 108.85 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 3059. | Ben (lthummus) | 108.84 | 93% | 2015-10-28 |
| 3060. | Junya (junia) | 108.82 | 96% | 2015-04-19 |
| 3061. | Patrick (fuzion213) | 108.81 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 3062. | Sebastian (boywonder) | 108.80 | 99% | 2018-07-30 |
| 3063. | Erik (smygbiffen) | 108.80 | 99% | 2016-03-06 |
| 3064. | Marvin (talutha2) | 108.79 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 3065. | 𝕜𝕒𝕚 (kai_geslani) | 108.78 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 3066. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 108.78 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3067. | chrispHD (chrisphd) | 108.77 | 99% | 2021-08-29 |
| 3068. | Will (karl__marx) | 108.77 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 3069. | Saku (sample__) | 108.76 | 96.7% | 2025-02-06 |
| 3070. | K (floral_k) | 108.76 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 3071. | Chen Yik (xxmlgsniperxx) | 108.76 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 3072. | Inderpreet (indergnps) | 108.76 | 99% | 2015-11-07 |
| 3073. | Kevin (kev011701) | 108.76 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 3074. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 108.75 | 97.6% | 2024-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |