And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23802. | Hank (burnedbyburton) | 73.10 | 92% | 2011-08-30 |
| 23803. | x (xyzxyz) | 73.10 | 96% | 2013-08-23 |
| 23804. | zizoo (zizoodz) | 73.10 | 98% | 2014-07-05 |
| 23805. | kyle (kyleeeee) | 73.10 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 23806. | John (gust01) | 73.10 | 94% | 2012-02-27 |
| 23807. | Mark (allmarktup) | 73.09 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 23808. | Sam (hamflaps) | 73.09 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| 23809. | ApuRv_2611 (general_dyer) | 73.09 | 95% | 2023-01-23 |
| 23810. | Jason (jason_gorgon) | 73.09 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 23811. | Neeraj (neerajadh) | 73.09 | 91% | 2015-03-01 |
| 23812. | sudip (sudipkafle) | 73.09 | 96% | 2013-09-06 |
| 23813. | GOD (fivewyb) | 73.09 | 94% | 2011-08-09 |
| 23814. | Nitzu (xrelux) | 73.09 | 93% | 2013-02-10 |
| 23815. | Jason (tophbeifong123) | 73.09 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 23816. | Josiah (thejinjam) | 73.09 | 92% | 2015-10-21 |
| 23817. | Steve (maltrongeek) | 73.09 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 23818. | Maciej (j4b0l) | 73.08 | 96% | 2017-03-27 |
| 23819. | YASSER (kifliclt) | 73.08 | 92% | 2015-03-17 |
| 23820. | moose78 (themoose_78) | 73.08 | 94.3% | 2023-09-21 |
| 23821. | Anku (gurooatwork) | 73.08 | 95.2% | 2023-09-19 |
| 23822. | Alistair (futuresenator) | 73.08 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 23823. | Brock (btoews) | 73.08 | 90% | 2014-07-02 |
| 23824. | Miika (hakkerijehu) | 73.08 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 23825. | Maria (mari718) | 73.08 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 23826. | prashanth (prashanth8323) | 73.08 | 93% | 2014-11-15 |
| 23827. | paperpack (paperpack) | 73.08 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 23828. | Cheryl (cheryl_cao) | 73.08 | 94% | 2014-12-31 |
| 23829. | Zeppy (bratype) | 73.08 | 98% | 2015-03-07 |
| 23830. | slashera (slashcheto) | 73.07 | 94% | 2023-04-21 |
| 23831. | tstats[jojojo16] (jojojo16) | 73.07 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |