As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25096. | Patzlyk (patzlyk) | 46.76 | 94% | 2021-01-09 |
| 25097. | nikolas (nicknt) | 46.76 | 93% | 2021-03-02 |
| 25098. | John (daman123456789) | 46.75 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 25099. | hhope (hhope) | 46.75 | 100% | 2022-12-23 |
| 25100. | K I N G (koca_system16) | 46.75 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 25101. | Emily (emilyvol6) | 46.75 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25102. | Dat (nt_dat) | 46.73 | 95% | 2020-09-19 |
| 25103. | melkzuur (melkzuur) | 46.72 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 25104. | Jeremy (mist3l) | 46.71 | 93% | 2022-02-23 |
| 25105. | Quinten (qspuijman) | 46.71 | 93% | 2017-05-25 |
| 25106. | Talgat (take88) | 46.70 | 90% | 2015-06-10 |
| 25107. | Cronus (cronus815) | 46.69 | 81% | 2016-03-01 |
| 25108. | RobotMan (robotman_) | 46.69 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 25109. | Maggie (maggiesman) | 46.69 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 25110. | Navdeep (navk007) | 46.69 | 95% | 2022-02-14 |
| 25111. | Kashif (kashifsaeed52) | 46.68 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 25112. | Denis (redup) | 46.66 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 25113. | Arief Putra (ariefputraf) | 46.66 | 93% | 2016-08-07 |
| 25114. | Mirra (mirra1025) | 46.66 | 91% | 2015-11-16 |
| 25115. | futoshi (futoshi) | 46.66 | 93% | 2015-06-30 |
| 25116. | Know Thyself (faruuuuu) | 46.65 | 94% | 2022-09-09 |
| 25117. | Ladolover (ferrorobroom) | 46.65 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
| 25118. | Sorapol (ckhoarmnp) | 46.64 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 25119. | Mairi (mai_n) | 46.63 | 95% | 2022-07-09 |
| 25120. | 123456789 (moveslikejagr) | 46.63 | 95% | 2017-11-30 |
| 25121. | Daniel (largedrag) | 46.63 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 25122. | blake (melk3) | 46.63 | 94% | 2016-06-23 |
| 25123. | Guest (rossb198) | 46.62 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 25124. | Oak (oaktpk) | 46.62 | 94% | 2022-04-28 |
| 25125. | Endre (kndxd) | 46.62 | 94% | 2017-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |