The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23705. | Arnold (arnoldlek) | 71.21 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 23706. | https://github.com/Apsu/Can... | 71.21 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 23707. | dottjt (dottjt) | 71.21 | 95% | 2012-03-19 |
| 23708. | michaela (chewy90) | 71.21 | 97% | 2011-11-12 |
| 23709. | Rachel (raelee514) | 71.21 | 97% | 2017-02-13 |
| 23710. | Mistah (mistah) | 71.21 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 23711. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 71.20 | 96.5% | 2024-04-25 |
| 23712. | Busty (bustybusty) | 71.20 | 97% | 2025-11-26 |
| 23713. | MaybeSure (maybesure) | 71.20 | 99% | 2025-02-21 |
| 23714. | Aleksa (alemiq004) | 71.20 | 96% | 2024-08-20 |
| 23715. | James (shadowjcw) | 71.20 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 23716. | Scento (scento) | 71.20 | 98.5% | 2024-01-24 |
| 23717. | Scott (engemasa@gmail.com) | 71.20 | 92% | 2013-01-30 |
| 23718. | Colin (choccoli) | 71.20 | 89% | 2014-10-15 |
| 23719. | Luc (luckl) | 71.20 | 93% | 2013-03-13 |
| 23720. | Steve (neggersrulz) | 71.20 | 96% | 2015-04-19 |
| 23721. | Legion (zitrol) | 71.19 | 94% | 2023-04-10 |
| 23722. | Denis (dwensis) | 71.19 | 95% | 2024-09-12 |
| 23723. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 71.19 | 97.4% | 2024-01-28 |
| 23724. | Ryo (troublecuber) | 71.19 | 96.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 23725. | Noah (iexcelerate) | 71.19 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 23726. | Vance (fuscia) | 71.19 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 23727. | Valen (tg_valen) | 71.19 | 96% | 2014-02-27 |
| 23728. | Mark (emptyper) | 71.19 | 99% | 2017-07-26 |
| 23729. | joker (co_y) | 71.19 | 99% | 2016-03-18 |
| 23730. | vuowng (vuowng) | 71.18 | 98% | 2024-06-20 |
| 23731. | Garrett (gare_jordans) | 71.18 | 92% | 2015-07-23 |
| 23732. | Stephen (ripefruit) | 71.18 | 89% | 2013-12-06 |
| 23733. | Emilio (emilioc) | 71.18 | 94% | 2021-12-08 |
| 23734. | Pink Mutt (frugalmussel) | 71.18 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |