Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6106. | Denis (synneks) | 49.49 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 6107. | sneha (sneha29) | 49.48 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 6108. | Jia0 (jiaaa) | 49.47 | 94% | 2018-04-11 |
| 6109. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 49.47 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 6110. | Never :q! (mista_t) | 49.46 | 95% | 2020-04-17 |
| 6111. | Brandon (brandongva) | 49.42 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 6112. | songdocheese (songdocheese) | 49.41 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 6113. | Håkon (hakonchr) | 49.40 | 92% | 2020-06-04 |
| 6114. | dumpster (dumpsterrr) | 49.37 | 94% | 2020-11-04 |
| 6115. | Eitan (eitanamzallag) | 49.36 | 94% | 2019-07-28 |
| 6116. | Kirubel (kirubelt) | 49.36 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
| 6117. | Nathan (kiwikong) | 49.34 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
| 6118. | Rupak (yevvyboi) | 49.32 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
| 6119. | nishi (nishimasa) | 49.32 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 6120. | w (wjockel) | 49.29 | 94% | 2017-12-27 |
| 6121. | Nils (nosta_06) | 49.29 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 6122. | Vance (fuscia) | 49.26 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
| 6123. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 49.25 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 6124. | Zachary (zacharyisgreat) | 49.24 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 6125. | Ersin (epcnhkapa) | 49.24 | 93% | 2019-11-12 |
| 6126. | Maxim (predmax) | 49.23 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
| 6127. | Azaza (azazamaster) | 49.22 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6128. | Diogenes (adarshchandra) | 49.19 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 6129. | matt (mattyy123) | 49.16 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
| 6130. | QKhjZtXFyxmvF (qkhjztxfyxmvf) | 49.16 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 6131. | Dvimrak (bchadwick87) | 49.14 | 93% | 2020-11-13 |
| 6132. | slowpoke (silentwords) | 49.14 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 6133. | Rohan (r2d3) | 49.13 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 6134. | me (devilsdaily) | 49.11 | 94% | 2020-06-20 |
| 6135. | Hector (hectic131) | 49.10 | 96% | 2019-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |