I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11946. | Stas (onixflip) | 85.01 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11947. | Arnaud (armatt) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 11948. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 85.01 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 11949. | Dylan (dirtygoats) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11950. | kayl (uncool_person) | 85.01 | 100% | 2018-10-27 |
| 11951. | Sammy (rennis) | 85.00 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 11952. | John (ni22rr) | 85.00 | 99% | 2024-10-02 |
| 11953. | Sevenus (iduntuktr) | 85.00 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 11954. | Camerron (camerron) | 85.00 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
| 11955. | Mini (mnidn) | 84.99 | 98% | 2025-07-10 |
| 11956. | White (whitewolf04) | 84.99 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 11957. | Haferet (haferet) | 84.99 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 11958. | cody (ocdy1001) | 84.99 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11959. | Daniel (dakiza) | 84.98 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 11960. | Rohan (rohbro) | 84.98 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 11961. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 84.98 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 11962. | Vance (fuscia) | 84.97 | 100% | 2021-01-09 |
| 11963. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 84.97 | 94% | 2017-04-12 |
| 11964. | drew (aechh) | 84.96 | 99% | 2018-04-17 |
| 11965. | Jimmy (user39_on_anagram) | 84.96 | 96% | 2026-01-15 |
| 11966. | Ardit (xdardit19) | 84.96 | 94% | 2023-03-19 |
| 11967. | Stuipedd (stuipedd) | 84.96 | 97.3% | 2024-09-03 |
| 11968. | lightningxcookie (lightning... | 84.96 | 97.8% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11969. | i am the slowest typer in t... | 84.96 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 11970. | Egor (moccasama) | 84.94 | 95% | 2024-05-03 |
| 11971. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 84.94 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11972. | Endymion (so_sleepy) | 84.94 | 99% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11973. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 84.94 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 11974. | Aalpesh (aalpesh) | 84.94 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 11975. | Elsawy (elsawy636) | 84.93 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |