I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1885. | Ilia (isilisi) | 98.50 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
| 1886. | Police (oniii) | 98.49 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
| 1887. | Joo (jooooooo) | 98.48 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 1888. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 98.48 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| 1889. | tstats[omarthefast] (omarth... | 98.47 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1890. | Mike (jamesduv9) | 98.46 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1891. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 98.46 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 1892. | Magnus (toasteren) | 98.45 | 99% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1893. | Jason (daboombas) | 98.44 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 1894. | Jasmine (jaminty) | 98.41 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 1895. | Manzur (manzur) | 98.41 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 1896. | Scott (greatscoot) | 98.37 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 1897. | annonllama (swadtheking) | 98.32 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1898. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 98.31 | 99% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1899. | sexxy (dilf88) | 98.31 | 99% | 2018-10-10 |
| 1900. | Nick (nckl) | 98.29 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 1901. | Camille (furstc1) | 98.26 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
| 1902. | dude (udead1) | 98.26 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1903. | Jimmy (jx297) | 98.24 | 99% | 2018-12-30 |
| 1904. | Bruno (armitageb) | 98.22 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 1905. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 98.20 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 1906. | JB (sji67) | 98.19 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1907. | Andre (smallchicken) | 98.18 | 98% | 2019-02-23 |
| 1908. | alicks (avelexious) | 98.16 | 99% | 2019-01-08 |
| 1909. | Noby (nobyhar123) | 98.13 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1910. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 98.12 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1911. | SirPlatypus (sirplatypus) | 98.11 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1912. | Patrick (patrickt) | 98.09 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 1913. | y_ambda (j_8579) | 98.06 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1914. | amy (xunqi) | 98.06 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |