I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1474. | Sir (sirknight999) | 121.22 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 1475. | Will (kingofpie22) | 121.21 | 97% | 2025-05-17 |
| 1476. | Madison (hutson) | 121.21 | 97% | 2018-08-05 |
| 1477. | musicmind333 (musicmind333) | 121.20 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
| 1478. | @shikothecat (bloodyrainbow) | 121.19 | 98.3% | 2024-11-29 |
| 1479. | BOB (fatmankim) | 121.15 | 98% | 2026-01-21 |
| 1480. | derp (derp1) | 121.14 | 98% | 2025-10-18 |
| 1481. | my mango (joe_froggy) | 121.14 | 96% | 2025-07-17 |
| 1482. | ccc (friz27) | 121.13 | 98.2% | 2024-11-27 |
| 1483. | rawr? (cloudjumper) | 121.13 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 1484. | Ossi (xyeet) | 121.12 | 97.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 1485. | Blaziken (blas_) | 121.12 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 1486. | rclim95 (rclim95) | 121.10 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1487. | (zesty11) | 121.10 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 1488. | Timo (urmaul) | 121.09 | 98% | 2016-07-07 |
| 1489. | alostman (slowtypist199) | 121.07 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 1490. | kyle (furarc) | 121.04 | 98% | 2024-04-23 |
| 1491. | (atypicaltypist) | 121.04 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1492. | jorn (justjj08) | 121.02 | 98% | 2026-03-18 |
| 1493. | (voort) | 121.00 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 1494. | Brandon (ssen92) | 120.99 | 99% | 2017-05-05 |
| 1495. | Nuj (aynooch) | 120.98 | 99% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1496. | Lannpha (lannpha) | 120.98 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
| 1497. | Dog acc (vick02) | 120.98 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
| 1498. | OMENA (amveryslow67_) | 120.97 | 99.5% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1499. | Neil (nelichte) | 120.97 | 98% | 2015-08-24 |
| 1500. | monochrome (artemis_05) | 120.96 | 97% | 2025-09-24 |
| 1501. | armin (fx_skrrt) | 120.94 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1502. | gabroo (sajeev) | 120.93 | 97% | 2017-10-30 |
| 1503. | Matthias (shen_obi) | 120.93 | 98% | 2024-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |