And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1004. | Vincent (ibevincent) | 137.14 | 96% | 2013-09-11 |
| 1005. | SalmanMKC (hellothen) | 137.13 | 99% | 2022-11-27 |
| 1006. | Matt (peonlover) | 137.10 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 1007. | Jessica (yyys) | 137.08 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 1008. | George (flamewheel) | 137.05 | 94% | 2015-10-02 |
| 1009. | No quitting mid race (ersatz) | 137.02 | 98.1% | 2023-10-09 |
| 1010. | Alvin (alviniac) | 137.01 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 1011. | Aryan (aryan19) | 137.00 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 1012. | sonarrat (sonarrat) | 136.99 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 1013. | Jireh (jirehthejiraffe) | 136.99 | 99% | 2016-06-16 |
| 1014. | Aaron (nopressure) | 136.98 | 93% | 2011-12-03 |
| 1015. | Chris (chris69420hahafunny) | 136.97 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 1016. | jimbo (jimb0) | 136.96 | 98% | 2012-12-14 |
| 1017. | Michael (caliburn420) | 136.96 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
| 1018. | Albert (asiannub) | 136.94 | 96% | 2014-12-19 |
| 1019. | Jason (jwkrug) | 136.94 | 98% | 2012-05-14 |
| 1020. | Armin (funkyg) | 136.93 | 96% | 2016-03-18 |
| 1021. | James (jesmythe) | 136.92 | 98% | 2013-01-03 |
| 1022. | howard (mrcookie) | 136.90 | 99% | 2012-09-30 |
| 1023. | Umbry (legendre) | 136.87 | 98% | 2013-05-27 |
| 1024. | Bella (goombella) | 136.85 | 91% | 2015-03-15 |
| 1025. | Kristina (pt_cpt) | 136.82 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 1026. | wil (wilruns) | 136.81 | 100% | 2023-03-01 |
| 1027. | Fast (duanjie) | 136.81 | 93% | 2015-01-30 |
| 1028. | Ryan (jmk14) | 136.80 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
| 1029. | BERRI SWEET (ogloccness) | 136.80 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 1030. | will_t (will_t) | 136.79 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 1031. | David (spp3x) | 136.79 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 1032. | saku (sukasa) | 136.78 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1033. | (scraex) | 136.76 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |