The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9482. | Nuh (nuh__yamin) | 90.12 | 96% | 2013-05-15 |
| 9483. | cw (perpendd) | 90.12 | 93% | 2012-12-24 |
| 9484. | bob (nerd) | 90.12 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 9485. | David (yishuman) | 90.11 | 95% | 2016-09-28 |
| 9486. | YAS62kbdfans5 (ksydry6) | 90.11 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 9487. | Harrius (harrius) | 90.11 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9488. | shindo (shindo) | 90.11 | 98% | 2011-10-31 |
| 9489. | Isaac (veritechx2) | 90.11 | 97% | 2016-02-09 |
| 9490. | Basherte (basherte) | 90.11 | 98% | 2012-05-25 |
| 9491. | Dare (dare2) | 90.10 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 9492. | Daniel (420noscoper420) | 90.10 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9493. | William (sneakywill) | 90.10 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 9494. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 90.09 | 99% | 2016-12-19 |
| 9495. | Welcome to Taiwan™, the b... | 90.09 | 97.2% | 2023-10-16 |
| 9496. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 90.09 | 94% | 2012-04-13 |
| 9497. | AJ (ilostqq) | 90.09 | 98% | 2012-03-29 |
| 9498. | Evan (funghi3) | 90.08 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9499. | TheEnglishMajor (lehuyduc) | 90.08 | 94% | 2016-08-28 |
| 9500. | Brian (taters613) | 90.08 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9501. | S (pianomath97) | 90.08 | 95% | 2013-07-09 |
| 9502. | Kenn (klaw2212) | 90.08 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 9503. | Casey (pck11800) | 90.07 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9504. | Navn (navee1292) | 90.07 | 96% | 2016-07-04 |
| 9505. | Lightening Crashes !! An ol... | 90.07 | 91% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9506. | necati (naydin) | 90.07 | 97% | 2014-05-02 |
| 9507. | Brian (euphoria101) | 90.07 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 9508. | Rob (akelectronicsllc) | 90.06 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 9509. | Jeffrey (jeff3yan) | 90.06 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 9510. | Harrison (hbguy1234) | 90.06 | 97% | 2013-10-13 |
| 9511. | phil (ronald12) | 90.06 | 94% | 2013-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |