So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7310. | Please use an appropriate u... | 92.09 | 98% | 2011-11-01 |
| 7311. | Django (django_unchained) | 92.09 | 98% | 2015-12-18 |
| 7312. | Vasco (vascof) | 92.09 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 7313. | Daniel (danfun64) | 92.09 | 96% | 2015-09-15 |
| 7314. | Marco (marco_1) | 92.08 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
| 7315. | oldpier (woonie) | 92.08 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 7316. | Sovano (sovano) | 92.08 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 7317. | K (omg911) | 92.07 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 7318. | isuchgarbage (isuckgarbage) | 92.07 | 94.4% | 2023-05-21 |
| 7319. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 92.07 | 98.8% | 2023-05-18 |
| 7320. | MOIST (aznboy578) | 92.07 | 95% | 2014-09-11 |
| 7321. | Blueblueblub (bubbleblue) | 92.06 | 92% | 2013-06-05 |
| 7322. | Mike (mjy315) | 92.06 | 97% | 2011-06-22 |
| 7323. | Emily (emibraille) | 92.06 | 97% | 2014-01-28 |
| 7324. | Roy (krnruler1235) | 92.05 | 94% | 2016-03-22 |
| 7325. | Patrick (cronizer) | 92.05 | 97% | 2015-12-07 |
| 7326. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 92.04 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 7327. | Matt (iwon100grand) | 92.04 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| 7328. | Zac (knav) | 92.04 | 94% | 2011-12-04 |
| 7329. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 92.04 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 7330. | 140 (140_wpm) | 92.04 | 98.5% | 2023-07-29 |
| 7331. | Michael (xephid) | 92.04 | 92% | 2016-08-24 |
| 7332. | Lucas (pastorpraeter) | 92.04 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7333. | Miraneir (curiostity) | 92.04 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 7334. | Thang (thangvu7) | 92.04 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7335. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 92.04 | 98% | 2014-06-28 |
| 7336. | Cryochasm (cryochasm) | 92.03 | 92% | 2014-12-26 |
| 7337. | Herro (mkir) | 92.03 | 96% | 2013-09-18 |
| 7338. | isaac (nawtu) | 92.03 | 98% | 2015-03-05 |
| 7339. | Diwangkoro (serperone) | 92.03 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |