The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20671. | (juan9900) | 70.45 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 20672. | (wojtasj) | 70.45 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 20673. | Igum (igumhau) | 70.45 | 99% | 2012-06-16 |
| 20674. | (solevampire) | 70.45 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 20675. | (delifisek35) | 70.45 | 96% | 2014-04-05 |
| 20676. | (prosfearme) | 70.45 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 20677. | (beefcakemal) | 70.45 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 20678. | (dunderalf) | 70.44 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 20679. | (duonghoang) | 70.44 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 20680. | (trang_nobita) | 70.44 | 95% | 2015-09-02 |
| 20681. | (jerkin6969) | 70.43 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
| 20682. | (bgkeh) | 70.43 | 95% | 2012-09-08 |
| 20683. | (try28476) | 70.43 | 96% | 2014-01-16 |
| 20684. | (mlprichard) | 70.43 | 98% | 2017-03-21 |
| 20685. | (neunsechszwei) | 70.43 | 94% | 2014-02-27 |
| 20686. | (jenney.mcfaddon@googlemai... | 70.43 | 97% | 2012-10-21 |
| 20687. | (insanedjoker) | 70.42 | 95% | 2022-01-10 |
| 20688. | (eltcoltz_) | 70.42 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 20689. | (benpoopy) | 70.42 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 20690. | (killerz4564) | 70.42 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 20691. | (newha459) | 70.42 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 20692. | (desk_wall) | 70.42 | 95.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 20693. | (frankpop10) | 70.42 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 20694. | John (cinnamonspic3) | 70.42 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 20695. | nate (fullspeedtyper) | 70.42 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 20696. | Not Reckful (zozzy) | 70.42 | 96% | 2014-08-19 |
| 20697. | rota (rota22) | 70.41 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 20698. | (itsuberrr) | 70.41 | 89% | 2015-05-08 |
| 20699. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 70.40 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 20700. | Lucy (sarluc) | 70.40 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |