Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2506. | Ayush (ayush97554) | 74.49 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2507. | Jotaro (starplatinum1) | 74.48 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| 2508. | thomas (thomasdevlin820) | 74.48 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 2509. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 74.47 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 2510. | Daniel (d4mage2k) | 74.45 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 2511. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 74.45 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 2512. | صنديد (sundid) | 74.44 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 2513. | Evgeny (blackitten13) | 74.44 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 2514. | Eddie (eddiek12) | 74.44 | 96% | 2019-02-21 |
| 2515. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 74.43 | 97% | 2020-02-05 |
| 2516. | Noirit (artcellrox) | 74.41 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 2517. | rota (rota22) | 74.41 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| 2518. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 74.40 | 95% | 2019-04-02 |
| 2519. | Connor (c42855) | 74.37 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 2520. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 74.36 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 2521. | Dan (amijesus) | 74.34 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 2522. | Vie (wpmsyrup) | 74.33 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 2523. | enrique (fugitivecloud) | 74.33 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2524. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 74.30 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 2525. | Obatop (obatop) | 74.28 | 94% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2526. | Jamshaid (shazadji) | 74.28 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 2527. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 74.25 | 99% | 2018-04-14 |
| 2528. | Steven (swordyz) | 74.23 | 95% | 2018-07-03 |
| 2529. | vetle (vetlebg) | 74.23 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2530. | akzhol (atomixa) | 74.22 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 2531. | Sean (masian08) | 74.22 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 2532. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 74.21 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 2533. | jacky (jacky32) | 74.20 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 2534. | Sabari (sabari314) | 74.19 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 2535. | Egg (tantantantantan) | 74.19 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |