The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35989. | Funnyman2 (m801678) | 56.27 | 94% | 2024-03-11 |
| 35990. | Max (slowsysadmin) | 56.27 | 96.6% | 2024-03-22 |
| 35991. | Kevin (kinichi08) | 56.27 | 93% | 2013-03-11 |
| 35992. | jaqwop (c00ldawg) | 56.27 | 94% | 2023-11-15 |
| 35993. | Silkolives (marcus20) | 56.27 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 35994. | Kamol (danny_13) | 56.27 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 35995. | Marko (markosc523) | 56.27 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 35996. | wiederherr (wiederherr) | 56.26 | 96.1% | 2025-05-15 |
| 35997. | billiegrande98 (billiegrand... | 56.26 | 96.5% | 2025-02-24 |
| 35998. | Mayank (mayank183200) | 56.26 | 97% | 2024-07-04 |
| 35999. | JHUen (juhen) | 56.26 | 97.4% | 2024-06-11 |
| 36000. | alydin alykulov (alydinus) | 56.26 | 93.9% | 2024-03-29 |
| 36001. | Nyamsick Adrian (minyamisu) | 56.26 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 36002. | Janus Crixus (janiel1436) | 56.26 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 36003. | Hashmia (haaashmiah) | 56.26 | 95% | 2024-06-29 |
| 36004. | ragthar (ragthar) | 56.26 | 91% | 2016-07-28 |
| 36005. | Fudhayl Ali Khan Muhammad (... | 56.25 | 96% | 2024-08-23 |
| 36006. | captain_noob (captain_n00b) | 56.25 | 95% | 2024-10-18 |
| 36007. | Teotonio (teo_soares) | 56.25 | 97% | 2014-03-06 |
| 36008. | Luca (maverik) | 56.25 | 94% | 2012-10-23 |
| 36009. | Step Dad Neil (she_luvs_neil) | 56.24 | 94.1% | 2024-01-08 |
| 36010. | moamen (calys8calys) | 56.24 | 95% | 2022-09-22 |
| 36011. | Esma (esoo) | 56.24 | 96% | 2024-08-20 |
| 36012. | Trung (parosimon) | 56.24 | 94% | 2014-01-22 |
| 36013. | Caleb (peopleofearth) | 56.24 | 96% | 2018-05-15 |
| 36014. | ogo (amoebaca) | 56.24 | 97% | 2016-01-10 |
| 36015. | renza (renza14) | 56.23 | 94% | 2024-07-13 |
| 36016. | Shaman (shaman_timon) | 56.23 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
| 36017. | Wasi Gujjar (gujjar17_5) | 56.23 | 96% | 2024-09-17 |
| 36018. | Ana (anathegigi) | 56.23 | 96% | 2024-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |