So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29244. | D0N13L (gronsaft) | 54.31 | 88% | 2015-03-30 |
| 29245. | Alex (alexsmith2810) | 54.31 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 29246. | moon (ivan442211) | 54.31 | 95% | 2015-07-06 |
| 29247. | Merey (typeracernomer1) | 54.30 | 92% | 2017-05-17 |
| 29248. | tstats[hulk009] (hulk009) | 54.30 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 29249. | Dea (delamea) | 54.30 | 90% | 2013-05-21 |
| 29250. | Tito (titobadangpogi) | 54.30 | 94% | 2018-11-08 |
| 29251. | nitish (hunt_123) | 54.30 | 90% | 2017-02-24 |
| 29252. | Loan (coffeetime) | 54.29 | 96% | 2011-07-31 |
| 29253. | Robert (rsiwerz) | 54.29 | 94% | 2017-12-15 |
| 29254. | Tim (timsn) | 54.29 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 29255. | Dvorak (dvorakattack) | 54.29 | 89% | 2012-03-12 |
| 29256. | Jorge (phil_websurfer) | 54.28 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 29257. | TheChachiKing (thechachiking) | 54.28 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 29258. | Rajvi (rajvis) | 54.28 | 94% | 2016-12-24 |
| 29259. | Hoan (einherjar006) | 54.28 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 29260. | vitvlkv (vitvlkv) | 54.27 | 98% | 2020-05-16 |
| 29261. | Jose (zense21) | 54.27 | 94% | 2020-06-14 |
| 29262. | rag (ragdoll227) | 54.27 | 94% | 2021-09-02 |
| 29263. | fuad036 (fuad036) | 54.27 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 29264. | Ihsan (ihsanfajari) | 54.27 | 84% | 2015-12-16 |
| 29265. | Master (wulter) | 54.27 | 90% | 2016-12-04 |
| 29266. | Andre Junior S (ajrs10) | 54.27 | 86% | 2016-04-22 |
| 29267. | Hasan (kingofnumbers) | 54.27 | 94% | 2015-02-07 |
| 29268. | Erin (erin) | 54.27 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 29269. | MRez (mrzrm) | 54.26 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 29270. | subham (syt03) | 54.26 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 29271. | neenee (canihaspie) | 54.26 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 29272. | melvster (melvster) | 54.25 | 100% | 2014-12-24 |
| 29273. | Majo (majo07) | 54.25 | 92% | 2012-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |