So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16605. | (hacbachmaquan) | 73.27 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 16606. | (lilchicken) | 73.27 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 16607. | (aeliaz) | 73.27 | 98% | 2017-02-24 |
| 16608. | (vanphucka) | 73.27 | 96% | 2012-03-13 |
| 16609. | angie (kcmo) | 73.26 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 16610. | (beekalam) | 73.26 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 16611. | Joe (eoj05) | 73.26 | 96.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 16612. | (maxendeavors) | 73.26 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 16613. | (diggee) | 73.26 | 93% | 2011-11-14 |
| 16614. | (mikeypoopypants) | 73.25 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 16615. | (jmiguelgh) | 73.25 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 16616. | (chunkyipa) | 73.25 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 16617. | (redflowerr) | 73.25 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 16618. | (ytasf) | 73.25 | 95% | 2013-11-19 |
| 16619. | (balajin511) | 73.25 | 96% | 2013-01-05 |
| 16620. | (joeledaniol) | 73.25 | 96% | 2012-02-03 |
| 16621. | (lanreewaju) | 73.24 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 16622. | DMack (dmack98) | 73.24 | 95% | 2019-02-14 |
| 16623. | samuel (samuelga1) | 73.24 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 16624. | (zinctoo) | 73.24 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
| 16625. | (ftstsvt) | 73.24 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 16626. | (faceplnt) | 73.24 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 16627. | (sam2399) | 73.24 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 16628. | (raise_the_bar) | 73.24 | 99% | 2011-10-26 |
| 16629. | (karakavak) | 73.24 | 95% | 2014-09-08 |
| 16630. | (darylbu) | 73.23 | 91% | 2015-04-13 |
| 16631. | (kingpvlcini) | 73.23 | 91% | 2016-06-19 |
| 16632. | (deathman5056) | 73.23 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 16633. | (brett_t) | 73.23 | 100% | 2014-10-01 |
| 16634. | (g0ldensp00n) | 73.23 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |