And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14635. | Batman (blewris) | 88.49 | 97% | 2015-01-01 |
| 14636. | Thanh Quế (kimmy1997) | 88.49 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 14637. | Tom (smileykorean) | 88.48 | 95% | 2015-04-02 |
| 14638. | Sam (monkeh_type_fast) | 88.48 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 14639. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 14640. | enthium.ejay (spacebars_) | 88.48 | 99% | 2019-10-23 |
| 14641. | CHALLENGE ME IF YOU DARE!! ... | 88.48 | 95% | 2013-11-27 |
| 14642. | Anye (farmerfred) | 88.47 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 14643. | Charlie (valos_cor) | 88.47 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
| 14644. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 88.47 | 98% | 2016-08-15 |
| 14645. | Piplup (caitcat) | 88.47 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 14646. | jjujjubar (jjujjubar) | 88.47 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 14647. | parth (parthvaghela) | 88.47 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 14648. | Kenneth (thedas) | 88.47 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 14649. | yavasim (jiyan) | 88.47 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 14650. | Michael (winsonly) | 88.47 | 91% | 2013-06-21 |
| 14651. | Bruno (mrbruno7447) | 88.46 | 97.1% | 2023-05-30 |
| 14652. | Sayantan (saypal) | 88.46 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 14653. | Glenn (nnelg) | 88.46 | 93% | 2012-09-15 |
| 14654. | David (wavexz) | 88.46 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 14655. | Howard (howardpeckerman) | 88.46 | 96% | 2013-09-14 |
| 14656. | F.T. (ft404) | 88.46 | 99% | 2014-08-30 |
| 14657. | MyLeah (bradd008) | 88.46 | 99% | 2012-03-10 |
| 14658. | Shireen (shireenmd) | 88.45 | 96% | 2011-09-02 |
| 14659. | Dungus (duungus) | 88.45 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 14660. | d (sancisz) | 88.45 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 14661. | Adam (productiveatwork) | 88.45 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 14662. | Dylan (nguyensane) | 88.45 | 95% | 2013-03-14 |
| 14663. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 88.44 | 96.6% | 2023-10-02 |
| 14664. | jim (jimbosenior) | 88.44 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |