And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15831. | (lumpiarz) | 85.85 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 15832. | (hacbachmaquan) | 85.85 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 15833. | (outrunwolf) | 85.85 | 96% | 2014-06-17 |
| 15834. | Oleksii (leshapotato) | 85.85 | 99% | 2020-05-13 |
| 15835. | (gil_vegliach) | 85.85 | 98% | 2016-03-13 |
| 15836. | (thedumpster) | 85.84 | 97% | 2023-07-06 |
| 15837. | (shypolarbear) | 85.84 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
| 15838. | Elliot (elliotlui) | 85.84 | 98% | 2012-03-25 |
| 15839. | (dhrmehta) | 85.84 | 95% | 2016-11-06 |
| 15840. | (thekorean19) | 85.83 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 15841. | (niknak13) | 85.83 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 15842. | (ryanhz) | 85.83 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 15843. | (mikamiika) | 85.83 | 99% | 2021-03-02 |
| 15844. | (patrickv0715) | 85.83 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 15845. | (titled) | 85.83 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
| 15846. | (johnbass3) | 85.83 | 95% | 2012-12-10 |
| 15847. | ly (lyvism) | 85.82 | 97.1% | 2023-07-22 |
| 15848. | (darthrm) | 85.82 | 91% | 2017-03-07 |
| 15849. | (bloodysmoke) | 85.82 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 15850. | (nishchayraj) | 85.82 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 15851. | (abcivashritt) | 85.82 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
| 15852. | (daff_speed_typer) | 85.82 | 97.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 15853. | (forgot10) | 85.82 | 97% | 2015-08-17 |
| 15854. | (homerjs) | 85.82 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 15855. | (fsluw) | 85.82 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 15856. | (mxtrasha) | 85.81 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 15857. | (er4_mike) | 85.81 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
| 15858. | (antho17) | 85.81 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 15859. | Alan (amio) | 85.81 | 98% | 2014-01-19 |
| 15860. | (zyrrol) | 85.81 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |