The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12871. | (skydot) | 83.33 | 96% | 2014-07-16 |
| 12872. | (a_hole) | 83.33 | 96.1% | 2023-08-27 |
| 12873. | (toftwaf) | 83.33 | 86% | 2015-11-18 |
| 12874. | (fakeflowers) | 83.33 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 12875. | (traplover) | 83.33 | 92% | 2017-02-14 |
| 12876. | (baxter) | 83.33 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 12877. | (haileeshower) | 83.33 | 97% | 2016-07-20 |
| 12878. | (tzyirvo) | 83.33 | 95% | 2015-03-20 |
| 12879. | (jeromepogs) | 83.33 | 97% | 2013-08-18 |
| 12880. | (bkontorinis) | 83.33 | 94% | 2012-11-05 |
| 12881. | Melvin (mellikyun) | 83.32 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 12882. | (bintung) | 83.32 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 12883. | (tytecher) | 83.32 | 99% | 2017-06-06 |
| 12884. | (rileydmcdonald) | 83.32 | 97% | 2014-04-10 |
| 12885. | (iamimago) | 83.32 | 92% | 2012-12-03 |
| 12886. | (nannelcam) | 83.32 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 12887. | (cent0) | 83.31 | 86% | 2013-10-13 |
| 12888. | (pandaloop) | 83.31 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 12889. | (jhsieh10) | 83.31 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 12890. | (pyrotix) | 83.31 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 12891. | (andrewt14320) | 83.31 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12892. | (marekbo) | 83.31 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12893. | (schnorp) | 83.31 | 97.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12894. | kweg (kweg) | 83.31 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 12895. | 408 (the_408) | 83.31 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 12896. | (klotz) | 83.31 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 12897. | (fryo) | 83.31 | 92% | 2014-01-28 |
| 12898. | (j_aqua) | 83.30 | 97.9% | 2023-09-03 |
| 12899. | (astranger24) | 83.30 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 12900. | (okayhenry) | 83.30 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |