The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25714. | joseph (cranetao) | 62.36 | 85% | 2017-05-14 |
| 25715. | Peipei (peipei) | 62.36 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 25716. | Zack (zbrooks) | 62.36 | 88% | 2016-01-20 |
| 25717. | Laff (norvane) | 62.36 | 88% | 2013-12-04 |
| 25718. | murali (murali125) | 62.36 | 89% | 2016-08-25 |
| 25719. | chepchombir (chepchombir) | 62.36 | 99% | 2017-05-20 |
| 25720. | Llama (awesomeness2000) | 62.36 | 95% | 2013-03-07 |
| 25721. | Alex (rubetz) | 62.35 | 96% | 2016-07-14 |
| 25722. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 62.34 | 94% | 2022-04-22 |
| 25723. | Patrick (pjtimmon) | 62.34 | 90% | 2015-01-01 |
| 25724. | sigma (adelshehadeh) | 62.34 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 25725. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 62.34 | 95% | 2022-06-29 |
| 25726. | LâmHoàiLinh (psamdjakht) | 62.34 | 94% | 2013-09-17 |
| 25727. | Jackson (jackson1995) | 62.34 | 95% | 2014-07-10 |
| 25728. | Abhas (imabhas) | 62.33 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 25729. | Waqas (mwaqas786) | 62.33 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 25730. | Igor (zig84) | 62.32 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 25731. | Rahul (gautamrahul) | 62.32 | 94% | 2012-02-15 |
| 25732. | Frunze (frunze) | 62.32 | 93% | 2011-05-22 |
| 25733. | ankit (ank_08) | 62.32 | 95% | 2011-07-03 |
| 25734. | James (j9118) | 62.31 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 25735. | Safi (safeehalim) | 62.31 | 94% | 2021-11-12 |
| 25736. | gechleng (ngorgechleng) | 62.31 | 89% | 2016-05-12 |
| 25737. | joas (joshua123567810) | 62.31 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 25738. | Wlodek (wlodekf) | 62.31 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 25739. | Edward (edward54321) | 62.31 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 25740. | Sergey (serg123) | 62.31 | 93% | 2016-01-17 |
| 25741. | SirAmateur (namelessamateur) | 62.30 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 25742. | Aeronova (aero14) | 62.30 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 25743. | Ivan (xeeeng) | 62.30 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |