As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5929. | Bob (bobstab) | 94.92 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 5930. | kenneth (tenick) | 94.92 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
| 5931. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 94.92 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
| 5932. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 94.92 | 95% | 2016-03-12 |
| 5933. | Scenere (phengvaj396) | 94.91 | 97% | 2025-02-09 |
| 5934. | 🐛 (san_eatonio) | 94.91 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5935. | Kunal (sisforsalt) | 94.91 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 5936. | Flame (nguyen1ng) | 94.91 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 5937. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 94.90 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
| 5938. | Dante (r4bbitz) | 94.90 | 98.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 5939. | laza (lazaabt) | 94.90 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 5940. | Kade (kadok) | 94.90 | 98.6% | 2023-05-16 |
| 5941. | JohnsDog (johnsdog) | 94.89 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 5942. | candid (candidchip) | 94.89 | 97.6% | 2025-01-04 |
| 5943. | Bea (libbearator) | 94.89 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 5944. | anawar (anawarawm) | 94.89 | 92% | 2015-06-19 |
| 5945. | Christian (chrisonix) | 94.88 | 97% | 2026-03-08 |
| 5946. | Oliver (fruity_thunder) | 94.88 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 5947. | heclord (heclord) | 94.88 | 98.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5948. | Someone (dipity) | 94.88 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
| 5949. | Wriffle (wriffle) | 94.88 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 5950. | Blefas (blefas9) | 94.88 | 96.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5951. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 94.88 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 5952. | Andre (myagmea) | 94.88 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 5953. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 94.87 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 5954. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 94.87 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 5955. | Abhiram (abhiramravi) | 94.87 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
| 5956. | costin (acostin643) | 94.86 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 5957. | imbad (imbad789) | 94.86 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5958. | mingi (gatangae) | 94.86 | 98.4% | 2024-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |