Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2392. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 82.39 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
| 2393. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 82.37 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 2394. | James (thurstythurston) | 82.34 | 95% | 2020-05-04 |
| 2395. | Nuji (nuji) | 82.33 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
| 2396. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 82.33 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 2397. | Javier (javiertzr01) | 82.31 | 95% | 2019-06-02 |
| 2398. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 82.31 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 2399. | Exquisition (raimi) | 82.30 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 2400. | d (devcappp) | 82.29 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2401. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 82.29 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
| 2402. | antiphon (goodmania) | 82.29 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 2403. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 82.28 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2404. | Devin (distortedharmony) | 82.28 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2405. | J (fortunapls) | 82.28 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 2406. | Sertaç (msaeternal) | 82.27 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 2407. | Edward (kailhreds) | 82.27 | 98% | 2019-03-03 |
| 2408. | Danny (xtremelynooby) | 82.26 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 2409. | Michael (frozentyper) | 82.26 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 2410. | Blake (skidaddle) | 82.26 | 96% | 2018-01-17 |
| 2411. | esskeetit (lukko) | 82.24 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 2412. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 82.24 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 2413. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 82.23 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
| 2414. | zehao (ttan18) | 82.22 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 2415. | TerribleTypissed (terrible_... | 82.21 | 99% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2416. | ph (phmi) | 82.21 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 2417. | Lilith (llillithh) | 82.20 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 2418. | Jeshwan (itsshade) | 82.18 | 99% | 2019-11-04 |
| 2419. | Hector (datafli) | 82.17 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2420. | kacper (leszczyn) | 82.15 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 2421. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 82.13 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |