I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11233. | h (midnightbastard) | 86.61 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 11234. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 86.61 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 11235. | Nothing (superboye) | 86.61 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 11236. | Mario (marfredd) | 86.61 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11237. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 86.61 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 11238. | Josh (atypicaltypisttyping) | 86.61 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 11239. | thenameisss (theoneonfonff) | 86.60 | 97% | 2025-02-14 |
| 11240. | gerald (geraldh) | 86.60 | 97.7% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11241. | Noelito (sadistic_lil_hussy) | 86.59 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 11242. | Marko (ggx4rtv_fast) | 86.59 | 99.4% | 2025-04-12 |
| 11243. | Martin (mewix) | 86.59 | 97% | 2025-11-29 |
| 11244. | Daniel (dsonger20) | 86.59 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 11245. | Wawa (wawasc) | 86.59 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 11246. | Henry (henry_court) | 86.59 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 11247. | Timbox (tholz148) | 86.59 | 95.5% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11248. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 86.59 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 11249. | kyy (kyydcp) | 86.58 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 11250. | Arxalier (arxalier) | 86.58 | 98.2% | 2024-07-21 |
| 11251. | Michael (frozentyper) | 86.58 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 11252. | Jafeth (demurepuck) | 86.58 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 11253. | Molloch (molloch) | 86.58 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 11254. | Virginia (thomas11) | 86.57 | 98.8% | 2024-11-04 |
| 11255. | Bloop (meimer) | 86.57 | 99.4% | 2023-06-14 |
| 11256. | Nathaniel (wetaketolong) | 86.57 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 11257. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 86.57 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 11258. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 86.56 | 99.4% | 2023-09-26 |
| 11259. | Michael (toast1213) | 86.55 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 11260. | jessica (jlm27) | 86.55 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 11261. | Joe (grimeson) | 86.55 | 99% | 2020-08-07 |
| 11262. | Memes (boomx9) | 86.55 | 99% | 2018-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |