Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7250. | Mickle (glawd) | 92.32 | 96% | 2017-07-04 |
| 7251. | Michael (lightupman) | 92.32 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 7252. | Jerry (jcharum) | 92.32 | 97% | 2011-12-21 |
| 7253. | Abraham (park) | 92.31 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 7254. | Tanner (tannoa3) | 92.31 | 92% | 2011-09-09 |
| 7255. | Elena (lien82) | 92.31 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 7256. | k (mc0sta) | 92.31 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 7257. | My drunk typing account (my... | 92.30 | 96% | 2012-03-19 |
| 7258. | Aaron (aaronbeastall) | 92.30 | 91% | 2014-07-25 |
| 7259. | esther (estherry) | 92.30 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 7260. | sdfsdf (frogchan) | 92.30 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 7261. | Jared (angelicvoids) | 92.30 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 7262. | David (davidscuba) | 92.30 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 7263. | strakerak (strakerak3) | 92.29 | 82% | 2016-01-16 |
| 7264. | Nadav (nadav123) | 92.29 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 7265. | Regen (konpa) | 92.29 | 96% | 2013-01-03 |
| 7266. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 92.28 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 7267. | Amir (nao.paladin@yahoo.com) | 92.28 | 96% | 2015-12-23 |
| 7268. | Tvuan (tvuan) | 92.28 | 96.9% | 2023-06-23 |
| 7269. | Lark (sirhaxbard) | 92.28 | 98% | 2019-02-16 |
| 7270. | Jason (frozenpanda) | 92.28 | 94% | 2018-04-30 |
| 7271. | Junuh (masline) | 92.28 | 99.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 7272. | Jason (dire) | 92.27 | 93% | 2011-11-07 |
| 7273. | Jeremy (squidster) | 92.27 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 7274. | Dean (syke24) | 92.27 | 98% | 2015-09-14 |
| 7275. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 92.27 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 7276. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 92.27 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 7277. | René (rene_) | 92.26 | 99% | 2016-08-26 |
| 7278. | Scott (wuzertheloser) | 92.26 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 7279. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 92.26 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |