I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1178. | Avernl (airr_01) | 97.69 | 97.6% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1179. | Karimu (karimuosman) | 97.69 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 1180. | pip (pancake_eater) | 97.67 | 97.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1181. | discord# unsalek (mustafa_r... | 97.66 | 95.7% | 2023-06-25 |
| 1182. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 97.66 | 97.5% | 2024-06-14 |
| 1183. | addi (addi888) | 97.65 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 1184. | Jasen (mccnuggets) | 97.63 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1185. | Pisit (compisit) | 97.63 | 98.2% | 2024-12-12 |
| 1186. | Jon (maplestrip) | 97.62 | 97.1% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1187. | eivind (eivind_d_g) | 97.60 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 1188. | Dilan (carnage2) | 97.59 | 97.4% | 2025-03-17 |
| 1189. | RoSchnitzel (sab_lyptical42) | 97.57 | 96.8% | 2024-12-03 |
| 1190. | 2fast4u (russell12345) | 97.57 | 97.5% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1191. | OmniDad (omnidad1) | 97.56 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1192. | Musically (musically_ut) | 97.56 | 97.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1193. | unholywish (unholywish) | 97.55 | 96.8% | 2024-05-14 |
| 1194. | Determined (frosty_flame) | 97.54 | 96.9% | 2023-07-19 |
| 1195. | Goshujin (urgoshujinsama) | 97.52 | 98.4% | 2023-11-10 |
| 1196. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 97.52 | 96.6% | 2023-08-20 |
| 1197. | Jacob (jacobparkm) | 97.51 | 98.2% | 2024-12-17 |
| 1198. | tstats[quansonacci] (quanso... | 97.49 | 97.6% | 2023-12-03 |
| 1199. | ⚠ calvin ⚠ (calvintyper... | 97.45 | 97.2% | 2024-07-14 |
| 1200. | Declan (deccazz) | 97.45 | 98.1% | 2025-03-21 |
| 1201. | tstats[xtyping] (xtyping) | 97.43 | 97.7% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1202. | Baron (baronhate) | 97.41 | 99.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1203. | Carl (doc283) | 97.39 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 1204. | HitIer (louis9882) | 97.37 | 97.9% | 2023-12-26 |
| 1205. | pemses (idan101) | 97.29 | 100% | 2024-02-29 |
| 1206. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 97.29 | 97.7% | 2025-03-05 |
| 1207. | apoorv (covfere) | 97.27 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |