So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21650. | Amber (ambershumpert) | 65.16 | 97% | 2015-09-30 |
| 21651. | (asbestos) | 65.16 | 91% | 2015-06-16 |
| 21652. | (geoioanid) | 65.16 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 21653. | (garltsagan) | 65.16 | 97% | 2012-10-03 |
| 21654. | (doubleliftisgod) | 65.16 | 89% | 2015-10-24 |
| 21655. | (hamny) | 65.15 | 95.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 21656. | (aayam1997) | 65.15 | 97% | 2023-07-21 |
| 21657. | (photastic) | 65.15 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
| 21658. | (dacryo) | 65.15 | 92% | 2012-10-09 |
| 21659. | (dundis3000) | 65.15 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 21660. | (yomummy) | 65.15 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 21661. | MPL (luthienmpl) | 65.15 | 96% | 2015-12-03 |
| 21662. | (mattwg) | 65.15 | 86% | 2011-05-26 |
| 21663. | (cavit) | 65.15 | 96% | 2016-05-22 |
| 21664. | (eruroraito) | 65.15 | 95% | 2018-12-10 |
| 21665. | (enigmaticrafiki) | 65.15 | 92% | 2015-09-23 |
| 21666. | (madmax89) | 65.14 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 21667. | (neilasplin) | 65.14 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 21668. | (monsta_001) | 65.14 | 94% | 2022-04-06 |
| 21669. | (zunn) | 65.14 | 92% | 2014-03-21 |
| 21670. | (markkg) | 65.14 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
| 21671. | (fronz) | 65.14 | 98% | 2012-11-06 |
| 21672. | (shakthi1731u) | 65.13 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 21673. | (dan_neptium) | 65.13 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 21674. | (jay_rock) | 65.13 | 94% | 2013-08-17 |
| 21675. | (arunkumar49) | 65.13 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 21676. | (sebalpzs) | 65.13 | 95.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 21677. | DarkLight (darklight17) | 65.13 | 96.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 21678. | (littlemisssunshine0727) | 65.13 | 96% | 2012-07-27 |
| 21679. | (raint) | 65.13 | 92% | 2013-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |