And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26274. | tysabe (tysabe) | 69.10 | 94% | 2016-10-26 |
| 26275. | Ivan (ljakpa) | 69.10 | 87% | 2015-12-30 |
| 26276. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 69.09 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 26277. | Joely (siwa1297) | 69.09 | 91% | 2011-09-26 |
| 26278. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 69.08 | 97% | 2016-04-23 |
| 26279. | ha (hamoivu) | 69.08 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 26280. | b0zep (kjosh_slowtyper) | 69.08 | 94% | 2020-02-29 |
| 26281. | Kai (kajethemage) | 69.08 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 26282. | dvorak (dvbleeding) | 69.07 | 91% | 2011-05-17 |
| 26283. | Chris (ikutalien) | 69.07 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 26284. | oli (olijuice) | 69.07 | 95% | 2016-03-20 |
| 26285. | Marie (rebelady) | 69.07 | 95% | 2011-10-07 |
| 26286. | Kat (rnkea28) | 69.07 | 97% | 2015-03-03 |
| 26287. | typeracist32 (longadong6969) | 69.07 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 26288. | Ahmed (frostysnek) | 69.07 | 95.8% | 2023-10-17 |
| 26289. | malix (malangi) | 69.07 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 26290. | Vipul Patil (vipul_07) | 69.06 | 95.1% | 2023-10-22 |
| 26291. | Stefan (lingprak) | 69.06 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
| 26292. | fronz (fronz) | 69.06 | 96% | 2013-01-06 |
| 26293. | ... (willnyeasianguy) | 69.06 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 26294. | Nina (nina_viola) | 69.06 | 95% | 2012-02-05 |
| 26295. | mohamed (champm8) | 69.06 | 94% | 2013-09-30 |
| 26296. | Sujeev (sujeev) | 69.05 | 97.9% | 2023-09-15 |
| 26297. | Rickard (ospf) | 69.05 | 95% | 2015-12-01 |
| 26298. | Alwin (kainetik) | 69.05 | 94% | 2017-04-03 |
| 26299. | Gary (ggaarryy12340) | 69.05 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 26300. | peepoglad (swempert) | 69.04 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 26301. | Brian (bsmo) | 69.04 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 26302. | Joleth (zexceedd) | 69.03 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 26303. | Nguyen Duc (imsun93) | 69.03 | 98% | 2012-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |