What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1433. | Targi (targi) | 81.14 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
1434. | MEN (menmentsu) | 81.13 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
1435. | Ato (atopia) | 81.13 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
1436. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 81.12 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
1437. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 81.12 | 100% | 2020-10-14 |
1438. | Starzles (starzles) | 81.07 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
1439. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 81.05 | 96% | 2018-03-26 |
1440. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 81.04 | 96% | 2019-12-29 |
1441. | Luke (paggot) | 81.04 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
1442. | Mitch (mitchns) | 81.01 | 99% | 2018-12-09 |
1443. | Jessica (jesshe183) | 81.00 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
1444. | Rui (adranos) | 80.95 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
1445. | Bill (bill_slouch) | 80.85 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
1446. | sexysteven (sexysteven123) | 80.85 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
1447. | evil (taeyabae) | 80.83 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
1448. | Victor (dysfunctional) | 80.82 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
1449. | PMA (pmajellies) | 80.78 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
1450. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 80.78 | 99% | 2018-01-21 |
1451. | skydivingant (skydivingant) | 80.78 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
1452. | Ed (eds69) | 80.73 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
1453. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 80.62 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
1454. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 80.54 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
1455. | Colonel (connorpro) | 80.52 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
1456. | Arthur (kintsuki) | 80.48 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
1457. | Allan (unknownfiles) | 80.48 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
1458. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 80.46 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
1459. | kobethedog (brandontabula) | 80.44 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
1460. | Khoi (khoitran) | 80.42 | 99% | 2020-02-18 |
1461. | midnight (aw01) | 80.42 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
1462. | Ethan (ethanjb98) | 80.37 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
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