Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39714. | Huỳnh (ngahuynh) | 28.71 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 39715. | Proton (proton0000007) | 28.71 | 84% | 2017-03-16 |
| 39716. | semaphore (semaphore1) | 28.70 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 39717. | Max (wildcatx) | 28.69 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 39718. | ng (karrzz) | 28.69 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 39719. | Martin (285115059) | 28.68 | 87% | 2015-11-28 |
| 39720. | Ray (ray_jan) | 28.68 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 39721. | Abudlla.Marofi04 (jonsnow21) | 28.67 | 91% | 2021-03-12 |
| 39722. | devon (numantyke) | 28.66 | 89% | 2015-04-13 |
| 39723. | Priyank (pdrocks) | 28.64 | 94% | 2022-05-15 |
| 39724. | bryan (macubex01) | 28.64 | 87% | 2014-04-11 |
| 39725. | Adam (iargue) | 28.62 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 39726. | SSJ 5 :) (rak99) | 28.62 | 93% | 2019-01-13 |
| 39727. | Silva (olivegardener) | 28.61 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 39728. | huh (d_champ) | 28.61 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 39729. | jake (jake19) | 28.61 | 93% | 2021-04-15 |
| 39730. | Arthur (frobbler) | 28.60 | 94% | 2021-01-15 |
| 39731. | Sajjid (sajjidatta) | 28.60 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 39732. | Ayan (ayanyt) | 28.57 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 39733. | bobo (bobo21) | 28.56 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 39734. | haldor (haldorrr) | 28.56 | 94% | 2018-01-16 |
| 39735. | Kübra (kevser99) | 28.55 | 95% | 2018-05-26 |
| 39736. | Mike (mikayelb) | 28.55 | 92% | 2021-04-26 |
| 39737. | Shakhimardan (shaki) | 28.53 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 39738. | kenta (kentasama) | 28.53 | 92% | 2021-01-28 |
| 39739. | Elio (eiozzz_111) | 28.53 | 92% | 2023-10-07 |
| 39740. | Thisi (thisibaby) | 28.52 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| 39741. | harak (samara_can) | 28.52 | 95% | 2018-07-30 |
| 39742. | Drewbien1 (jackpot_20) | 28.51 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
| 39743. | Hentai-Lord (the_designer69) | 28.51 | 93% | 2020-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |