The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6112. | The Humbler (the_humbler) | 98.86 | 96% | 2013-05-24 |
| 6113. | Steven (schroedingerscode) | 98.86 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 6114. | < TM > (infinity_tom) | 98.86 | 91% | 2013-02-04 |
| 6115. | Diego (daggo145) | 98.86 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
| 6116. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 98.85 | 99% | 2018-02-24 |
| 6117. | rik (rikgnasty) | 98.85 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 6118. | Marrkle (marrkle) | 98.85 | 95% | 2012-01-13 |
| 6119. | Arcoril (arcoril) | 98.85 | 98% | 2014-09-05 |
| 6120. | koren (fxpkoren5) | 98.85 | 94% | 2015-10-17 |
| 6121. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 98.83 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 6122. | olle (fallie) | 98.83 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 6123. | Xmoonsheep (xmoonsheep) | 98.82 | 99% | 2022-09-26 |
| 6124. | Marcin (kawre) | 98.82 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 6125. | alucard (shapiro4816) | 98.82 | 99% | 2015-02-11 |
| 6126. | Vzylexy (vzylexy) | 98.82 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 6127. | David (dlschmitt0911) | 98.81 | 97% | 2013-10-04 |
| 6128. | Froast (froast) | 98.80 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| 6129. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 98.80 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 6130. | Jason (ironfisttexas) | 98.80 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
| 6131. | JuXu (juxu693) | 98.78 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 6132. | Ahmer (ahmergondal) | 98.78 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 6133. | Dani (andtheysaidspeaknow) | 98.78 | 92% | 2012-08-04 |
| 6134. | T (hsczx) | 98.77 | 92% | 2011-10-29 |
| 6135. | Tri Le Minh (leminhtri) | 98.77 | 97% | 2011-06-01 |
| 6136. | pawncheaux (pawncheaux) | 98.77 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 6137. | Eli (elewint) | 98.76 | 95% | 2016-03-21 |
| 6138. | Kemal (kemalakkustr) | 98.76 | 95% | 2017-02-22 |
| 6139. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 98.76 | 93% | 2017-05-02 |
| 6140. | Jesper (bonq) | 98.76 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 6141. | Minä (arabwinner) | 98.75 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |