I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4432. | scrumpy (bignlil38) | 103.09 | 99% | 2022-08-18 |
| 4433. | noob3k (noob3k) | 103.08 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 4434. | aiarys (aiarys) | 103.08 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 4435. | tstats[rrooyy] (rrooyy) | 103.08 | 97.8% | 2024-02-12 |
| 4436. | aorer (aorer) | 103.07 | 95.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 4437. | Paula (paulazoo) | 103.07 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 4438. | Dylan (ddsmith1999) | 103.07 | 98% | 2017-05-24 |
| 4439. | Azem (peja) | 103.07 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
| 4440. | adam (n0tracist) | 103.06 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 4441. | jfab (jfab_123) | 103.06 | 98% | 2026-04-01 |
| 4442. | Melle (melle14) | 103.06 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 4443. | coby james (coby_james) | 103.04 | 97% | 2025-11-11 |
| 4444. | drws (drwsmnlpg9713) | 103.04 | 98% | 2025-10-26 |
| 4445. | Rennex (renn3x) | 103.04 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 4446. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 103.04 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 4447. | Beth (beth5507) | 103.04 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
| 4448. | Fritty (fritty) | 103.03 | 97.5% | 2024-01-18 |
| 4449. | Kiba (kibarado) | 103.02 | 97% | 2026-04-28 |
| 4450. | Kesehotum (kesehotum) | 103.02 | 98% | 2024-02-20 |
| 4451. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 103.02 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 4452. | turb0z (b0zly) | 103.02 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 4453. | Will (foxybox123) | 103.01 | 97% | 2024-03-12 |
| 4454. | Preetham (pgujjula) | 103.01 | 100% | 2022-04-10 |
| 4455. | Deniz (usrbin) | 103.01 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 4456. | thegametwok (thegametwok) | 103.01 | 98% | 2017-02-17 |
| 4457. | Fons (fonsie89) | 103.00 | 97.8% | 2023-05-24 |
| 4458. | KJ (snthaoeu) | 103.00 | 96% | 2016-06-28 |
| 4459. | Anton (tonyr350) | 102.99 | 98.2% | 2024-09-23 |
| 4460. | Decima (blastin) | 102.99 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 4461. | Paul (___paul___) | 102.98 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |