The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15546. | xbrianpx (fattyfattee2by4) | 90.35 | 97% | 2016-09-12 |
| 15547. | Z (zxxzus) | 90.35 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 15548. | goti (gotirex) | 90.35 | 98% | 2011-10-15 |
| 15549. | Victor (twistedwalnut) | 90.34 | 88% | 2013-10-24 |
| 15550. | Jarrod (mystery73) | 90.34 | 94% | 2016-08-19 |
| 15551. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 90.34 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 15552. | JJ (jjbonta) | 90.34 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 15553. | Bo (cheeseburger) | 90.34 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 15554. | RIP Byron (sertoriuss) | 90.33 | 94% | 2016-08-17 |
| 15555. | Pramod(PRH) (prht) | 90.33 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 15556. | tstats[orbitaltowel] (orbit... | 90.33 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 15557. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 90.33 | 95% | 2020-03-30 |
| 15558. | Swefton (swefton) | 90.33 | 94% | 2023-01-20 |
| 15559. | Jan (elapid) | 90.33 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 15560. | R (riccol) | 90.33 | 98% | 2012-06-15 |
| 15561. | nicole (teeka949) | 90.33 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 15562. | dbatac (dbatac) | 90.32 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 15563. | FREE PALESTINE! (vitiligo) | 90.32 | 98.1% | 2023-08-25 |
| 15564. | Kevin (no2pzl) | 90.32 | 98% | 2013-06-08 |
| 15565. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 90.32 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 15566. | Auslady (auslady) | 90.32 | 99% | 2014-03-07 |
| 15567. | Issao (issao) | 90.32 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 15568. | Triggerfingers (quicktrigge... | 90.32 | 98% | 2019-09-21 |
| 15569. | leen bean (leenbeans) | 90.32 | 95% | 2019-08-23 |
| 15570. | Dean (deanski) | 90.32 | 95% | 2012-10-05 |
| 15571. | Frischi (frischi) | 90.32 | 99% | 2011-08-02 |
| 15572. | Brian (craterlord) | 90.31 | 93% | 2015-02-10 |
| 15573. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 90.31 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 15574. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 90.31 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 15575. | Adhitya (borakx007) | 90.31 | 99% | 2020-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |