The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2822. | (lumbartgenzo) | 124.43 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 2823. | (dontknow) | 124.43 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 2824. | (700volvo) | 124.42 | 99% | 2016-03-13 |
| 2825. | (a_duh) | 124.42 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 2826. | (tbbone) | 124.42 | 97% | 2016-09-09 |
| 2827. | januarius (januarius) | 124.41 | 99% | 2021-02-24 |
| 2828. | (dkbananas) | 124.41 | 92% | 2012-02-10 |
| 2829. | (alexcorsaro) | 124.41 | 97% | 2016-06-24 |
| 2830. | (drummerjacob) | 124.40 | 96% | 2014-01-21 |
| 2831. | Joel (basicallyterrible) | 124.40 | 90% | 2013-12-12 |
| 2832. | (pmadhukar) | 124.39 | 97% | 2015-05-17 |
| 2833. | (soyguero) | 124.37 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 2834. | James (kilobyte) | 124.37 | 97% | 2011-09-11 |
| 2835. | (joeypv) | 124.36 | 97% | 2016-05-30 |
| 2836. | (cephiro) | 124.36 | 97% | 2011-05-23 |
| 2837. | 1Malaysia (oo0oo) | 124.35 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 2838. | Ariel (fright) | 124.34 | 99% | 2014-03-07 |
| 2839. | (ironman_777) | 124.34 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
| 2840. | Hovok (hovok) | 124.32 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 2841. | (easy_game) | 124.31 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 2842. | (hiyori_chan) | 124.31 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 2843. | (realrealyalan) | 124.31 | 99% | 2019-03-02 |
| 2844. | (muslimhiphop_com) | 124.31 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 2845. | (batmobile2k) | 124.31 | 89% | 2015-04-24 |
| 2846. | (jurydutygmh) | 124.30 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 2847. | (wrewdinge) | 124.29 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 2848. | veirt (exlog) | 124.28 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 2849. | cruise control (terminator_... | 124.28 | 100% | 2021-01-21 |
| 2850. | (dldking) | 124.28 | 97% | 2011-05-31 |
| 2851. | Casey (aldestan) | 124.28 | 96% | 2017-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |