So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5007. | ππ΄πππ ͺ (infer... | 99.11 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 5008. | Benjamin (tryingtouse10fing... | 99.11 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 5009. | M (myles_jb) | 99.10 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 5010. | Tsumiki (otakutaco12) | 99.09 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 5011. | T (heyteeee) | 99.09 | 92% | 2016-08-31 |
| 5012. | Seth (smilerk) | 99.09 | 98% | 2016-03-03 |
| 5013. | Ronald (primarch) | 99.09 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 5014. | Guilherme (technobug) | 99.09 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 5015. | Eddie (buttdarts21) | 99.08 | 96% | 2017-01-31 |
| 5016. | YourSlaveMonkey (yourslavem... | 99.08 | 99% | 2012-10-24 |
| 5017. | Mason (captainmom7) | 99.08 | 100% | 2021-04-10 |
| 5018. | Louis (meenepo) | 99.07 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 5019. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 99.07 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 5020. | George (grgzhng) | 99.06 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 5021. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 99.06 | 99% | 2020-12-28 |
| 5022. | AloΓ―s (scribbleempire) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 5023. | de_troit (de_troit) | 99.04 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 5024. | K (ksil_surface) | 99.04 | 99% | 2020-03-10 |
| 5025. | Speedy (speedymcgee) | 99.04 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 5026. | John (friendlyfirex) | 99.04 | 94% | 2014-01-17 |
| 5027. | Kiproll (kiproll) | 99.03 | 99% | 2013-05-23 |
| 5028. | sujsh (sujsh) | 99.03 | 98.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5029. | Sonya (srscudder) | 99.03 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 5030. | slo (r0sy) | 99.02 | 99% | 2020-11-14 |
| 5031. | Dishwasher (vishwas123) | 99.02 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 5032. | Jud (donorgyll2) | 99.02 | 95% | 2013-12-22 |
| 5033. | Clint (clint_kun) | 99.01 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 5034. | Lyle (lyleyork) | 99.01 | 100% | 2014-02-16 |
| 5035. | Srock (srock_) | 99.00 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5036. | R (rhinousc) | 99.00 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |