Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2449. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 81.09 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 2450. | Eric (junkanator) | 81.08 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 2451. | Justin (nothing2fancy) | 81.07 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 2452. | Bentley (cheesyben) | 81.06 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 2453. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 81.04 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2454. | Pandaru (grancrackerr) | 81.03 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 2455. | Adam (isuckattype) | 81.03 | 97% | 2019-03-24 |
| 2456. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 81.03 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 2457. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 81.03 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2458. | Bitbat (bitbatgaming) | 80.99 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 2459. | Ath (athuu) | 80.97 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 2460. | ._. (freakbuoyancy) | 80.95 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 2461. | Alec (tacobellman5200) | 80.94 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 2462. | Ashley (ashleycha) | 80.93 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
| 2463. | Jonas (jizzzmo) | 80.92 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
| 2464. | Che (che247) | 80.91 | 95% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2465. | R (frickoff) | 80.90 | 95% | 2018-07-02 |
| 2466. | Eric (ebl1859) | 80.90 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 2467. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 80.85 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 2468. | Jakab (schttj) | 80.84 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2469. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 80.83 | 96% | 2020-02-13 |
| 2470. | William (speier70) | 80.83 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 2471. | Bob scrub (nanoburst1) | 80.82 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 2472. | Yeezus (manicyeezus) | 80.81 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 2473. | willy (willywongker69) | 80.81 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2474. | mv0 (the_oko) | 80.81 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2475. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 80.80 | 99% | 2019-08-10 |
| 2476. | lemonpantz (lemonpantz) | 80.80 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 2477. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 80.77 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 2478. | adam (adumyumyum) | 80.74 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |