So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18251. | LuckyNumber13 (luckyyyyyyy) | 70.92 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 18252. | James (steampuppy7) | 70.92 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 18253. | Sheen (sheen88) | 70.92 | 98% | 2015-01-31 |
| 18254. | Andrew (drewan23) | 70.91 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 18255. | Satoru (satoru_gojo) | 70.91 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 18256. | Niz Niz (nizniz) | 70.91 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| 18257. | Duy (fooom) | 70.91 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 18258. | Chuar (chuar) | 70.91 | 97% | 2012-02-16 |
| 18259. | saxum (saxum) | 70.91 | 94% | 2016-08-21 |
| 18260. | lswi (colmako) | 70.91 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 18261. | Brainaic (brainaic) | 70.91 | 95% | 2016-12-24 |
| 18262. | Peter (aaubeofcheese) | 70.90 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 18263. | vishesh (crazy_vishy) | 70.90 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 18264. | Fauzan (fblues) | 70.90 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 18265. | mervee (mrvsaff) | 70.90 | 99% | 2016-05-09 |
| 18266. | joe (jwvv77) | 70.90 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 18267. | Rin (rinthis) | 70.89 | 94% | 2015-03-31 |
| 18268. | Altair (altairjapan) | 70.89 | 96% | 2023-04-29 |
| 18269. | Corentin (risemu) | 70.89 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 18270. | Ben (bk100) | 70.89 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 18271. | Antti (antchu17) | 70.89 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 18272. | Danupong (danupong9) | 70.89 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 18273. | Oliver (olivertee) | 70.89 | 86% | 2016-03-07 |
| 18274. | kouchanman (kouchanman) | 70.89 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 18275. | zakauddin (stenographer009) | 70.89 | 97% | 2013-02-08 |
| 18276. | shervin (frenzyfast) | 70.89 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 18277. | Hari (haribhaskar7) | 70.88 | 91% | 2014-08-04 |
| 18278. | fthe (fthe) | 70.88 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 18279. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 70.88 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 18280. | WONKYWILLY (wonkywilly) | 70.87 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |