And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12323. | Micah (extremegopher) | 92.45 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
12324. | (nnas) | 92.45 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
12325. | Carl (weihe) | 92.45 | 90% | 2015-01-01 |
12326. | Alex (ablaise) | 92.45 | 94% | 2013-08-09 |
12327. | Bassim... Yawns... (jekuter) | 92.45 | 96% | 2011-12-12 |
12328. | Jason (epiking) | 92.45 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
12329. | Dublin (dublin) | 92.45 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
12330. | eddysc (eddysc) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-07-26 |
12331. | Sapphire (wl23) | 92.44 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
12332. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 92.44 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
12333. | James (kimandoxs) | 92.43 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
12334. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 92.43 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
12335. | Annonymous (shahzad458) | 92.43 | 96% | 2015-03-06 |
12336. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 92.43 | 94% | 2015-03-03 |
12337. | Blender (taktisy) | 92.43 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
12338. | Irakli (iraklius) | 92.43 | 97% | 2016-02-19 |
12339. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 92.42 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
12340. | Robert (robertdchiodo) | 92.42 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
12341. | big (bigfudge14) | 92.42 | 97.7% | 2021-02-16 |
12342. | James (gotta) | 92.42 | — | 2010-11-26 |
12343. | shervin (frenzyfast) | 92.42 | — | 2008-11-26 |
12344. | Rick (1rick) | 92.42 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
12345. | Bloodshed (erik_bloodshed) | 92.42 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
12346. | J (jiffan) | 92.41 | 99% | 2022-07-24 |
12347. | justavg (justavg) | 92.41 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
12348. | Neovas (neovas) | 92.41 | 96% | 2013-10-01 |
12349. | Phuriphat (nnez) | 92.41 | 92% | 2011-05-15 |
12350. | Can (canibanoglu) | 92.41 | 97% | 2014-01-20 |
12351. | tstats[rrooyy] (rrooyy) | 92.40 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
12352. | Albert (certikbertik) | 92.40 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 116,416 | 84.67 | July 27, 2008 |
Long Texts | 122 | 83.46 | January 3, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 104 | 88.12 | March 29, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |