The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13268. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 82.84 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 13269. | Juan (rackpanda) | 82.84 | 93% | 2014-05-19 |
| 13270. | Dusan (dusanmilic95) | 82.83 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13271. | Terry (ledzeppeman) | 82.83 | 97% | 2019-06-01 |
| 13272. | Geir (landsverk) | 82.82 | 96% | 2014-08-13 |
| 13273. | reuk (reuk) | 82.82 | 98% | 2016-09-10 |
| 13274. | Epoch (epochisepic) | 82.82 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 13275. | Cristian (lilgoatie) | 82.82 | 94% | 2023-09-13 |
| 13276. | Tor (temyrvang) | 82.82 | 97.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13277. | Faisal (faisalsharif1) | 82.82 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 13278. | Tyler (tylerwi) | 82.82 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 13279. | gummi (gummi) | 82.82 | 92% | 2011-05-20 |
| 13280. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-12-24 |
| 13281. | netram88 (netram88) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 13282. | Cuong (cnguyenthien) | 82.81 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 13283. | mallz (gnoom10) | 82.81 | 93% | 2016-02-20 |
| 13284. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 82.80 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 13285. | King (kjarr) | 82.80 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 13286. | Surendra (frensuren) | 82.80 | 98% | 2015-01-10 |
| 13287. | Dilan (carnage2) | 82.80 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 13288. | Al (alalkemist) | 82.80 | 98% | 2013-03-27 |
| 13289. | copol (copol) | 82.80 | 98% | 2016-09-17 |
| 13290. | Fabian (fabs0000) | 82.79 | 93% | 2017-02-02 |
| 13291. | Quentin (qcaruso) | 82.79 | 98% | 2019-07-19 |
| 13292. | kekw (propann) | 82.79 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 13293. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 82.79 | 97.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| 13294. | Jayne (verafullauto) | 82.79 | 94% | 2014-03-12 |
| 13295. | Dalton (dkid124) | 82.79 | 94% | 2016-02-21 |
| 13296. | Antonio (popobutter) | 82.78 | 92% | 2012-12-15 |
| 13297. | Ace (acepanda) | 82.78 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |