I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1662. | abhishek (abk_k) | 63.42 | 94.9% | 2023-12-25 |
1663. | shmuel (shmuel555) | 63.41 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
1664. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 63.29 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
1665. | karim (karimadel) | 63.26 | 95.8% | 2023-12-05 |
1666. | Mystic Soul (mystic_soul) | 63.13 | 94.7% | 2023-12-18 |
1667. | arthurit0 (artur41) | 63.08 | 95% | 2023-08-12 |
1668. | Maxim (maximlott87) | 63.02 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
1669. | Ghostwind (ghostwind) | 63.01 | 96.9% | 2023-10-20 |
1670. | Code (code_swtich) | 62.96 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
1671. | Reitz (reitzcr7) | 62.68 | 94.6% | 2024-04-18 |
1672. | Guille (gui_rzr) | 62.37 | 95.4% | 2024-03-02 |
1673. | sleep well (djawad) | 62.36 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
1674. | SOOWANKI S PASSAH (soowanki... | 62.30 | 96% | 2024-04-27 |
1675. | why not? (attacksquid) | 62.19 | 94.9% | 2023-09-28 |
1676. | Pesosinos (pesosinos) | 62.13 | 95.9% | 2023-10-24 |
1677. | Anubhav (etra_567) | 62.08 | 95.6% | 2023-10-25 |
1678. | iamSlow (frenkie1514) | 61.99 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
1679. | NGONO (mnae) | 61.79 | 94% | 2023-09-19 |
1680. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 61.64 | 95.8% | 2023-11-10 |
1681. | Md. Abdul Ahad Khan (aahadk... | 61.60 | 98.4% | 2024-01-02 |
1682. | Josue (jsevzq) | 61.26 | 96.3% | 2024-04-06 |
1683. | mhdi (mhdi) | 61.15 | 94% | 2023-11-20 |
1684. | Atm. Towhid (towhidbd) | 61.05 | 97.2% | 2023-10-31 |
1685. | curious_crow (curious_crow) | 60.75 | 93% | 2023-12-25 |
1686. | KD (_k_d_) | 60.37 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
1687. | R (mrbluenut) | 60.36 | 95% | 2023-11-30 |
1688. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 59.79 | 92% | 2023-05-05 |
1689. | Rory O'Kane (rorydcfc) | 59.34 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
1690. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 59.27 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
1691. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 59.24 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |