When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2253. | Jamie (jcpopp) | 111.54 | 97.2% | 2024-02-24 |
| 2254. | Le (lxhxxnxxx) | 111.54 | 99% | 2018-11-08 |
| 2255. | Dalan (waterhydrates) | 111.53 | 100% | 2024-04-17 |
| 2256. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 111.53 | 98.8% | 2025-03-05 |
| 2257. | Ophidios (ophidios) | 111.52 | 99% | 2017-06-08 |
| 2258. | Calvin (toush_) | 111.51 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 2259. | tstats[nirabhra] (nirabhra) | 111.51 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 2260. | Taro (yada) | 111.51 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 2261. | Will (willclinton) | 111.50 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 2262. | Will (williamwang) | 111.49 | 99.4% | 2024-10-21 |
| 2263. | c (nb888) | 111.48 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 2264. | tstats[gad2443] (gad2443) | 111.47 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 2265. | vulture (typinguntilcompute... | 111.45 | 99% | 2022-06-03 |
| 2266. | sarajevo marlboro (clueou) | 111.44 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 2267. | Anth (anthboss) | 111.41 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 2268. | Nicholas (nack2) | 111.40 | 97.8% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2269. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 111.39 | 97.7% | 2023-09-23 |
| 2270. | Joyce (sleepysashimii) | 111.39 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2271. | muslim (ahmadalashtar01) | 111.39 | 99% | 2020-01-29 |
| 2272. | jj (ponygaryelow) | 111.37 | 99% | 2018-01-22 |
| 2273. | craw (clamchowderco) | 111.36 | 98% | 2025-10-02 |
| 2274. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 111.35 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 2275. | tyler (tylerqt) | 111.34 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 2276. | Gustanina (gustanina) | 111.34 | 99% | 2022-06-09 |
| 2277. | Aren (tl8xv) | 111.34 | 99% | 2023-04-28 |
| 2278. | Miki (frenkthetenk) | 111.29 | 97% | 2017-05-22 |
| 2279. | Thomas (tombox) | 111.28 | 99% | 2021-09-07 |
| 2280. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 111.27 | 99% | 2021-09-07 |
| 2281. | Tanuj (tanuj23) | 111.25 | 97.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 2282. | DJ (dj8790) | 111.25 | 97.2% | 2024-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |