I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2079. | Phuc Hoang Pham (lol1henta1) | 89.06 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| 2080. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 89.06 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 2081. | Rehv (arjay_es) | 89.05 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 2082. | Amro (hummus18_) | 89.05 | 96.8% | 2024-04-04 |
| 2083. | Joy (joypark21) | 89.04 | 97.3% | 2023-11-22 |
| 2084. | Naqet (naqet) | 89.03 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 2085. | Suhan (suhan_pradhan) | 89.02 | 98% | 2026-04-02 |
| 2086. | Yoisme30 (lializs) | 88.99 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 2087. | Ateeq (typerinsan3) | 88.98 | 96% | 2025-01-05 |
| 2088. | Apathos (apathosss) | 88.98 | 96.5% | 2024-09-23 |
| 2089. | delfador42 (delfador42) | 88.98 | 97.2% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2090. | PinkTheLongNeck (pinkthelon... | 88.97 | 96% | 2024-12-10 |
| 2091. | Siper647 (siper647) | 88.97 | 95.9% | 2024-02-06 |
| 2092. | megham (megh4m) | 88.96 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2093. | sparrxw (sparrxw_dvorak) | 88.96 | 98% | 2026-01-14 |
| 2094. | imdumb (dm876875) | 88.95 | 98.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 2095. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 88.94 | 97% | 2024-05-01 |
| 2096. | Parker (skyvirun) | 88.92 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2097. | thelifeofpablo (smallyeglaz... | 88.92 | 97.6% | 2024-10-10 |
| 2098. | oskar (oskaraka) | 88.91 | 96.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2099. | viananan (viananannn) | 88.90 | 97.2% | 2024-01-10 |
| 2100. | Sunoo (seonu) | 88.89 | 95% | 2023-07-10 |
| 2101. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 88.89 | 96.3% | 2023-12-24 |
| 2102. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 88.87 | 97.9% | 2023-11-16 |
| 2103. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 88.86 | 97.1% | 2025-01-14 |
| 2104. | (cozy_c) | 88.83 | 95% | 2026-01-24 |
| 2105. | Joe (afromonkey) | 88.81 | 96.1% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2106. | quantum (sexhaver25) | 88.81 | 97.1% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2107. | Alexander (torphon) | 88.80 | 98% | 2025-10-04 |
| 2108. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 88.79 | 97% | 2025-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |