As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8643. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 8644. | Daniel (danielcc_152) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 8645. | geras (gerastv) | 87.18 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8646. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 87.18 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 8647. | bdr (bbbbbbbbbbb) | 87.18 | 90% | 2016-11-28 |
| 8648. | Izzy (izzypng) | 87.17 | 90% | 2017-04-12 |
| 8649. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 8650. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 87.17 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 8651. | Srijan (lego_11) | 87.16 | 97.9% | 2024-03-12 |
| 8652. | Alwin (alwin1909) | 87.16 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 8653. | Tom (minitom) | 87.16 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
| 8654. | karsten (gamer112) | 87.16 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 8655. | Diplonicus (johnsadar) | 87.16 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
| 8656. | Brengineer (brengineer) | 87.15 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 8657. | Munchy (munchy12) | 87.15 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 8658. | r2r (arutoknight) | 87.15 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8659. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 87.14 | 97.7% | 2024-04-13 |
| 8660. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 87.14 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8661. | oli (olijuice) | 87.13 | 99% | 2017-03-04 |
| 8662. | Rät (el0ngated_muskrat) | 87.12 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8663. | G (squasy) | 87.12 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8664. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 87.12 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 8665. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 87.12 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 8666. | onepunch (plasmastrike) | 87.11 | 99% | 2021-09-11 |
| 8667. | kaila (curlycoder) | 87.11 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8668. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 87.11 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 8669. | zat (teacup) | 87.11 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 8670. | Kitzuney (kitzuney) | 87.10 | 97.4% | 2024-02-16 |
| 8671. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 87.10 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 8672. | ballerbigger (ballerbigger) | 87.09 | 98.4% | 2024-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |