I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16584. | hihohohoho (hihohohoho) | 72.84 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| 16585. | Niue (miloszz) | 72.84 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 16586. | Snoo (vxnguyen01) | 72.84 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 16587. | danmurat (danmurat) | 72.83 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 16588. | Sage (popo9913) | 72.83 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 16589. | NomNom (seppe36) | 72.83 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 16590. | nubax (nubax) | 72.83 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 16591. | Anand (_anand) | 72.82 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 16592. | Augmas (augmas) | 72.82 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 16593. | Aren (sarckelle) | 72.82 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 16594. | Jonathan (justaguynamedjon) | 72.81 | 94.8% | 2024-12-12 |
| 16595. | SkYzer (skyzer) | 72.81 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 16596. | Zack (zackknapp) | 72.81 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 16597. | WannaSEEmore? (just_abu) | 72.81 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 16598. | Aibek (aybekko97) | 72.80 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 16599. | Darren (dtwcdarren) | 72.79 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 16600. | Jack (_jack__) | 72.78 | 94% | 2022-05-09 |
| 16601. | sebajuna (sebajuna) | 72.78 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 16602. | FattyBadger (fattybadger) | 72.78 | 97% | 2025-08-08 |
| 16603. | Tiks (sloyan) | 72.78 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 16604. | Lyudovik (ginandpop2) | 72.78 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 16605. | James (freetheguy) | 72.78 | 95% | 2020-02-14 |
| 16606. | Tom (thomaspereira94) | 72.78 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 16607. | Amit (amitu7) | 72.78 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 16608. | Save Gaza! (scisaif) | 72.78 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 16609. | Foxight (foxight) | 72.77 | 94% | 2021-05-06 |
| 16610. | Suvid (m_r_u_m) | 72.77 | 97% | 2024-10-25 |
| 16611. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 72.76 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 16612. | poopoo (nofaceman_mp4) | 72.76 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 16613. | josh (cubuff8) | 72.76 | 94% | 2021-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |