And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2559. | free (jubblies) | 123.84 | 97% | 2013-03-10 |
| 2560. | | ♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·... | 123.83 | 100% | 2016-10-23 |
| 2561. | Stef (stefinaustin) | 123.80 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 2562. | ((: (yeeyeehehe) | 123.78 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 2563. | Gordownage (fuzzy8balls) | 123.77 | 100% | 2011-06-03 |
| 2564. | ANDY THE KING (worked) | 123.77 | 99% | 2012-02-25 |
| 2565. | Jacob (oracle) | 123.77 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 2566. | Scrubbyd (scdubby) | 123.76 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 2567. | Kevin (lakosa) | 123.76 | 99% | 2018-02-18 |
| 2568. | TrueSl4yer (truesl4yer) | 123.75 | 99% | 2022-05-13 |
| 2569. | (chugjugwithyou) | 123.75 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 2570. | Nate (nwhite21) | 123.74 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
| 2571. | Zac (iorek13) | 123.74 | 97% | 2011-11-23 |
| 2572. | The cute girl likes pink (o... | 123.73 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 2573. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 123.73 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 2574. | adam (mradam) | 123.73 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
| 2575. | Josh (hammondjx) | 123.72 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 2576. | gang (freetayk) | 123.72 | 99% | 2017-11-21 |
| 2577. | at my own pace (mijacim) | 123.71 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 2578. | William (raincake) | 123.71 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 2579. | Austin (austinwduncan) | 123.71 | 98% | 2017-04-23 |
| 2580. | A (axnguyen77) | 123.71 | 97% | 2014-11-07 |
| 2581. | Dylan (kdcoolcm) | 123.70 | 100% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2582. | LoganCrone (steevywonder) | 123.69 | 97% | 2013-09-26 |
| 2583. | Bam (bam189) | 123.69 | 97% | 2011-12-02 |
| 2584. | Greg (superhsu) | 123.69 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 2585. | j (josephsong1998) | 123.68 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
| 2586. | Andrew (agent01) | 123.68 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2587. | Edvinas (bull3tf) | 123.67 | 99% | 2020-08-25 |
| 2588. | Milos (xcoder) | 123.66 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |