Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2493. | William (wazambelina) | 75.18 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 2494. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 75.17 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 2495. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 75.17 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2496. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 75.17 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 2497. | Matt (iproz) | 75.16 | 94% | 2017-11-12 |
| 2498. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 75.15 | 95% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2499. | svs (svs_manee) | 75.14 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 2500. | Xadek (koch0183) | 75.14 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2501. | Vicky (smartyviky) | 75.13 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2502. | Hampadampadoo (hampadampadoo) | 75.12 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 2503. | Ellis (coltsfan13) | 75.12 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 2504. | Tyler (keloflo) | 75.11 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 2505. | Antonius (icepokemonray) | 75.10 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| 2506. | Freedom (employ) | 75.09 | 99% | 2018-02-20 |
| 2507. | Kamal (kamal250j) | 75.08 | 99% | 2018-11-05 |
| 2508. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 75.08 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 2509. | deeri (deeri) | 75.07 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2510. | anthony (freesubs) | 75.07 | 100% | 2019-11-15 |
| 2511. | . (printsmorgan) | 75.05 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 2512. | tstats[sglavacreeper] (sgla... | 75.03 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 2513. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 75.03 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2514. | Sarah (sarahpalin) | 75.03 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 2515. | Logan (loganb123) | 75.00 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2516. | Pedro (chamychamy) | 74.99 | 96% | 2018-09-09 |
| 2517. | Ray (castello666) | 74.99 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 2518. | Nanek (nlited) | 74.98 | 95% | 2017-12-30 |
| 2519. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 74.97 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 2520. | tstats[log1xmeister] (log1x... | 74.96 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 2521. | Eros (tigeros) | 74.95 | 97% | 2019-01-01 |
| 2522. | YS (stramba5) | 74.95 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |