So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20451. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 67.47 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 20452. | Christopher (telyn305) | 67.47 | 90% | 2016-12-20 |
| 20453. | Tia (tianotfisher) | 67.47 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 20454. | Karan (karanbajaj23) | 67.47 | 91% | 2014-12-14 |
| 20455. | Juliusz (wisechip) | 67.47 | 96.3% | 2023-10-22 |
| 20456. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 67.47 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 20457. | Eric (godhand4826) | 67.47 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 20458. | quoshi (quoshi) | 67.47 | 95.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 20459. | IChun (lighttodie) | 67.47 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
| 20460. | Luis (lcisnero) | 67.47 | 99% | 2014-11-27 |
| 20461. | Jess (jessee) | 67.47 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 20462. | Ankit (anky_96) | 67.47 | 93% | 2016-08-08 |
| 20463. | alan (alanthebest1212) | 67.46 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 20464. | hajenleet (hajenleet) | 67.46 | 94% | 2011-09-09 |
| 20465. | Donnie (donnien7) | 67.46 | 94% | 2011-05-05 |
| 20466. | Nicholas (nick68) | 67.46 | 93% | 2016-07-25 |
| 20467. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 67.45 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 20468. | Freek (freek4010) | 67.45 | 94% | 2014-07-22 |
| 20469. | Dora Dora (skdora) | 67.45 | 93% | 2014-02-22 |
| 20470. | P (vjkg6) | 67.45 | 91% | 2012-02-07 |
| 20471. | Alarick (alarick78) | 67.45 | 95% | 2013-05-05 |
| 20472. | ulf (yukyukyuk) | 67.44 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
| 20473. | Victor (flipoffer13) | 67.44 | 97% | 2013-07-02 |
| 20474. | Kyaira (kyaira) | 67.44 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 20475. | Dhaka (mitumila) | 67.44 | 98% | 2015-06-14 |
| 20476. | Mikey (xhadoken) | 67.43 | 92% | 2016-10-20 |
| 20477. | Lia (liadali_79) | 67.43 | 96.9% | 2023-09-15 |
| 20478. | racer (aurelius_14) | 67.43 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 20479. | pp (electricpp) | 67.43 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 20480. | Carey (carey05059) | 67.43 | 97% | 2013-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |