Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2374. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 76.30 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 2375. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 76.29 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2376. | practice (timeintimeout) | 76.29 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 2377. | 5 Thousand Singles (milimo_... | 76.28 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2378. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 76.27 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 2379. | Belle (bellewhip) | 76.26 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 2380. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 76.25 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 2381. | Kevin (trunkate) | 76.23 | 95% | 2018-06-13 |
| 2382. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 76.23 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
| 2383. | Bryan (titanwafflez) | 76.21 | 94% | 2017-12-06 |
| 2384. | Eric (wangjangler) | 76.19 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2385. | Alex (laralex) | 76.17 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 2386. | David (wdnch) | 76.15 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2387. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 76.14 | 99% | 2019-05-28 |
| 2388. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 76.08 | 96% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2389. | Justin (jrubs) | 76.08 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2390. | Anhad (freeflowfive) | 76.07 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2391. | Tristan (min0r__) | 76.07 | 94% | 2018-02-21 |
| 2392. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 76.07 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2393. | jay (vjrtss) | 76.05 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 2394. | Jack (randomdize) | 75.99 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 2395. | RA (hayhayhay111) | 75.99 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2396. | Shengyu (haryem) | 75.97 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
| 2397. | Michael (thegul) | 75.97 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2398. | Jordan (catdog567) | 75.94 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 2399. | Maciej (thasobot) | 75.93 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
| 2400. | Luke (sfv_) | 75.89 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
| 2401. | mcshizney (mcshizney) | 75.88 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2402. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 75.87 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 2403. | Tyler (awsumpossum) | 75.85 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |