So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32989. | omaewamoushindeiru (darksch... | 47.39 | 82% | 2014-08-17 |
| 32990. | rai (raidon) | 47.38 | 91% | 2011-10-24 |
| 32991. | Doğukan (tuukan) | 47.38 | 91% | 2016-06-10 |
| 32992. | Ian (gery) | 47.38 | 92% | 2015-07-14 |
| 32993. | Zhiemy (zhiemy) | 47.38 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 32994. | ZH Zaidi (zee_110) | 47.37 | 95% | 2023-06-07 |
| 32995. | Gen (gen_t) | 47.37 | 95% | 2022-07-11 |
| 32996. | Victor (vgutierrez) | 47.37 | 91% | 2014-07-25 |
| 32997. | Mohamed Ahmed Zaki (zaki_55) | 47.37 | 96.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 32998. | Đạt (feariedragonpuck) | 47.37 | 95% | 2012-03-30 |
| 32999. | Suryanshu (suryanshu2020) | 47.36 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 33000. | Lucid (lucid_26) | 47.36 | 93% | 2022-04-02 |
| 33001. | Abdulelah (hansan) | 47.36 | 94% | 2021-12-02 |
| 33002. | Panha (panha_janai) | 47.36 | 97.1% | 2023-09-27 |
| 33003. | Nizam (highaccutypist) | 47.36 | 92% | 2015-08-05 |
| 33004. | Adrien (cargo) | 47.36 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 33005. | Vas (saul_meowman) | 47.35 | 93% | 2022-10-20 |
| 33006. | sam (tritoke) | 47.35 | 94% | 2017-12-30 |
| 33007. | Vinit (vinitneo) | 47.35 | 95% | 2011-11-22 |
| 33008. | Dankster (danksterino_99) | 47.35 | 95% | 2023-10-30 |
| 33009. | fiaz (fiazmahmud) | 47.35 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 33010. | Nakoa Blue (goldtiger7) | 47.35 | 100% | 2020-05-17 |
| 33011. | Sovit (fredsa) | 47.35 | 91% | 2014-12-22 |
| 33012. | bahar (bahar_a) | 47.35 | 90% | 2011-07-09 |
| 33013. | shinigami (scarekrew7) | 47.35 | 89% | 2016-08-24 |
| 33014. | zhangar (zhangar_ku) | 47.34 | 94.5% | 2023-06-04 |
| 33015. | Sulabh (sulabh1190) | 47.34 | 89% | 2017-02-20 |
| 33016. | Farel (theta_rho) | 47.34 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 33017. | Ofi (ofikhan) | 47.34 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 33018. | Surely (surely_) | 47.33 | 96.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |