All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10033. | Gaurav (hisdudeness) | 83.73 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 10034. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 83.72 | 97% | 2025-11-10 |
| 10035. | Pinguin (gun0016) | 83.72 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 10036. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 83.72 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 10037. | a (asdfjkllkj) | 83.72 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
| 10038. | Shuyomakiki (tonystark13) | 83.71 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 10039. | PMC (pmcc) | 83.71 | 97.3% | 2024-07-29 |
| 10040. | Khan (mani_khan) | 83.71 | 97.1% | 2023-07-31 |
| 10041. | Steven (mshmoon11) | 83.71 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
| 10042. | Daniel (daineljaning) | 83.71 | 96.8% | 2021-03-01 |
| 10043. | Shahbaz (thisisshahbazsb) | 83.70 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 10044. | Claba (claba60) | 83.70 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 10045. | Lauris (toxic_bowl) | 83.70 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 10046. | qwerty (longhongc) | 83.70 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
| 10047. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 83.70 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 10048. | Jeremy (sstormsurge) | 83.69 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 10049. | ayyy topkek (ayyytopkek) | 83.68 | 97% | 2025-06-18 |
| 10050. | Fred (fredpg) | 83.68 | 96.9% | 2024-07-26 |
| 10051. | Nick (scrunge) | 83.68 | 96.9% | 2024-08-12 |
| 10052. | Sayandip (sayandip199309) | 83.68 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 10053. | Saul (sknifey) | 83.68 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 10054. | potato (kongkan_) | 83.68 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 10055. | Wasiq (qisaw) | 83.67 | 97% | 2024-06-07 |
| 10056. | Paul (plipka) | 83.67 | 98.8% | 2024-02-14 |
| 10057. | Frei (freishs) | 83.67 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 10058. | Jefferson (hisok) | 83.66 | 100% | 2025-05-07 |
| 10059. | carrados (carrados) | 83.66 | 96.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 10060. | slotler (slotler) | 83.66 | 96.3% | 2024-04-25 |
| 10061. | ben (ben_dvorak) | 83.66 | 97.5% | 2023-08-18 |
| 10062. | Lee (seamless) | 83.66 | 95% | 2022-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |