So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22370. | jarl sondre (jallis) | 64.77 | 93% | 2013-03-23 |
| 22371. | dakkon (d4kk0n1234) | 64.77 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 22372. | Hunter (huntercarot) | 64.76 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 22373. | cobrobdob (rocketjuice) | 64.76 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 22374. | Ems (ems05) | 64.76 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 22375. | Melvin (azinnn) | 64.76 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
| 22376. | Jason (jhirshman) | 64.76 | 89% | 2011-10-20 |
| 22377. | T•rt•ise (gocool21) | 64.76 | 96% | 2014-04-05 |
| 22378. | xiao (warakawa) | 64.76 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 22379. | Subh (subhdhungana) | 64.75 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
| 22380. | Tomas (tigfiend) | 64.75 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 22381. | pieromaru (kuroinu) | 64.75 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 22382. | Aaron (oantseri) | 64.75 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 22383. | Jackie (jackielochung) | 64.75 | 94% | 2011-12-28 |
| 22384. | Waco (waco69) | 64.75 | 91% | 2015-02-24 |
| 22385. | Joey (mmore) | 64.75 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 22386. | mt (mtutunchi) | 64.74 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 22387. | Abhay (abhayvashokan) | 64.74 | 94.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 22388. | Hichael (rotibom) | 64.74 | 92% | 2014-08-07 |
| 22389. | Luis (luisaes) | 64.74 | 95% | 2021-11-15 |
| 22390. | Cucu (cucu25) | 64.74 | 94% | 2022-10-28 |
| 22391. | Donald (donald918) | 64.74 | 97% | 2013-12-05 |
| 22392. | Tam (typo0704) | 64.74 | 97% | 2014-08-08 |
| 22393. | Fredi (fredov) | 64.74 | 92% | 2012-03-20 |
| 22394. | Prasanna Kumar (111a30088) | 64.74 | 97% | 2015-03-18 |
| 22395. | Kyle (nova2315) | 64.73 | 95% | 2015-01-09 |
| 22396. | minham (minhamale07) | 64.73 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 22397. | Hi. (gramad) | 64.73 | 91% | 2015-12-10 |
| 22398. | Love♥ (harshs99) | 64.72 | 90% | 2016-10-08 |
| 22399. | Murilo (muritube) | 64.72 | 92% | 2016-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |